An Almost Paleo Hot Chocolate Drink

While on the paleo diet, one of the foods I miss (if it can be called a food) is hot chocolate. So … I have created a “cheat” hot chocolate. It’s not quite paleo because the chocolate has a tad bit of sugar and milk in it but it’s such a small piece of chocolate that I don’t think it matters that much. (Perhaps I think that because it tastes so good?)

Anyway … I’ll share my homemade recipe with you. It can be sweetened more by adding a tad bit more honey but I (having a sweet tooth) believe it tastes perfect just as I made it.

You’ll only need three ingredients. The chocolate I used was a Ghiradelli Chocolate Bar with 72% cacao. You can use a darker more bitter chocolate if you like but this percent seems to work well for me.

I used canned coconut milk as it seems to have a much smoother consistency than the boxed ones you see on the grocery shelves thus giving the chocolate a “fuller” taste.

Ingredients for Paleo Hot Chocolate
Ingredients for Paleo Hot Chocolate

I also used a frother by BonJour. It makes the chocolate frothy and you feel like you have an expensive cup of chocolate that you bought at the local cafe.

Bon Jour Primo Latte Frother
Bon Jour Primo Latte Frother

Here’s the recipe — tell me what you think.

Ingredients

  • 1 square of a Ghiradelli Twilight Delight Chocolate Bar
  • 8 ounces Coconut Milk, from a can
  • 1/2 teaspoon organic raw honey

Directions

  1. In a small sauce pan, on medium low heat, add the coconut milk.
  2. With your hands, crumble the chocolate square and add the pieces to the coconut milk then stir until its all melted.
  3. Add the honey to the milk mixture and stir until well combined.
  4. Allow the mixture to almost boil (unless you like really really hot chocolate) then remove the sauce pan from the heat.
  5. Pour the chocolate into your favorite mug and enjoy.
  6. If you want to use a frother, I usually froth it right in the mug until I have the amount of frothiness that I want.

That’s it!  Pretty simple and quite tasty. (I could have it every day.  Shhh … don’t tell anyone because I said I “could” not I “do.”)

Almost Paleo Hot Chocolate
Almost Paleo Hot Chocolate

Paleo Barbecue Chicken

I had a desire for barbecue chicken. Do you ever get those gut desires? This time I had to follow my desire … and I wasn’t disappointed.

This is taken from two recipes that I combined and frankly – it came out great!

First I made the ingredients for the chicken coating (rub). My kind of recipe — not too many ingredients.

Ingredients for Chicken Coating
Ingredients for Chicken Rub

The ingredients for the barbecue sauce were a few more but manageable.

Ingredients for Barbecue Sauce
Ingredients for Barbecue Sauce

I thought the ingredients for the barbecue sauce would make too much but it evaporated just like the recipe said plus I halved the original recipe.

Barbecue Sauce
Barbecue Sauce

So … let’s look at the recipes.

Ingredients for the Chicken Rub from the Paleo Flip website

  • 1 lb chicken thighs (I used skin on/bone in)
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon garlic powder.
  • 1/2 teaspoon paprika
  • 1/4 teaspoon cayenne
  • 1/2 teaspoon black pepper

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 380 degrees.
  2. Mix the spices in a bowl and dip the chicken pieces in it to coat the chicken.
  3. Put the chicken in an oven proof baking dish.
  4. Bake in the oven for 35 minutes.
  5. Prepare the barbecue sauce while the chicken is baking.
  6. After 35 minutes (or so) take the chicken out of the oven and brush it on both sides generously with the barbecue sauce.
  7. Put the chicken back in the oven for 5 additional minutes.

Ingredients for Barbecue Sauce from the Paleo Cupboard website

  • 8 oz tomato sauce
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 2.5 tablespoons raw honey
  • 1/4 tablespoon ground black pepper
  • 1/4 tablespoon onion powder
  • 1/4 tablespoon ground mustard
  • 1/2 teaspoon paprika
  • 1/2 tablespoon lemon juice

Directions

  1. Put all the ingredients in a medium saucepan over medium high heat and stir to combine.
  2. Taste and adjust any seasonings to your liking then bring to a boil.
  3. Reduce the heat to low and allow to simmer for approximately 1 hour.
  4. Brush the barbecue sauce on the chicken.

And this is the beautiful final result.

Barbecue Chicken
Barbecue Chicken

Ahhh .. I’d say heaven but I don’t believe we’ll be eating meat there as there will be no killing … so, I’ll say delicioso!

Tips For Looking At Art

I recently read an interesting article on “How To Look At Art” which gives eight (8) basic steps on how to get insight into the painting.

Check it out.

http://www.kitv.com/news/hawaii/controversial-pilot-program-buys-plane-tickets-for-hawaii-homeless/-/8905354/21317082/-/114a7bmz/-/index.html

This would have been helpful when I was walking the galleries at the Chicago Art Museum.

 

Waiting

I get tired of waiting sometimes, don’t you? Waiting for people to change. Heck, waiting for me to change! Things seem to move slowly on this earth when it comes to the important things in life.

Want to lose wait? “They” say the best way is to do it slowly. It’s not that I disagree with them. I just would prefer that things (not necessarily weight loss) would move a tad quicker.

I know people who have had “language” problems for years. I’m still waiting for them to change.

It’s unrealistic … my brain knows it but my heart still hopes for something to happen and quick!

I don’t throw my fist in the air and yell at God “change it now,” but sometimes I shake my head and wonder what He’s thinking when He doesn’t do things as quickly as I think they should be done. And yet, the choice is ours not God’s. He doesn’t force us to change.

I’m reminded how often God waits for me to make the right choices and change some of my bad habits. Impatience is one of those habits although I don’t believe I have as big a problem as others I know (perhaps I’m too easy on myself here — or why would I be writing this post?).  I wonder if the reason I’m around people who change so slowly is to help me with my impatience.

A recent quote by Charles Spurgeon really hit home one day …

“We shall not grow weary of waiting upon God if we remember how long and how graciously He once waited for us.”

Now — to apply that not just to God but to people around me. That’s the challenge.

 

Of Squirrels and Hot Lazy Minnesota Days

While bustling around the house, I happened to stop and look out the kitchen window. What’s that I see?

A rat! I see a rat in the tree!

Black Squirrel
Black Squirrel

Looking closer, I noticed a long furry tail. No, that is not a rat I mused to myself. That is a squirrel. A black squirrel.

Black Squirrel
Black Squirrel

He was just resting and resting and resting. I watched him for a few minutes then left and came back again. Huh. He had turned to face the opposite way on the same branch.

Black Squirrel
Black Squirrel

And there he lay for quite a while. I thought “Maybe I should put some water out for him,” but I dismissed the thought as squirrels can be unfriendly even when they’re helpless.

Later in the day, I noticed the squirrel had left his branch. Then I also noticed something else.

On the ground lay our bird feeder. The squirrel (I’m assuming) had worked himself into a tizzy and tried to get to the bird feeder which is squirrel proof. Well, it’s squirrel proof if the squirrel doesn’t knock it down to the ground.

Well, I am certainly glad I didn’t offer our unfriendly squirrel any water.

And the bird feeder? It survived the squirrel attack and we hung it in a place that is squirrel proof.

 

Thai Steak Salad

This recipe is delicious but a tad bit expensive to make because it calls for flank steak. So … although I really enjoyed it, I probably won’t have it on a regular basis unless I can find flank steak on sale.

I started with the marinade which was pretty simple to make — just tossing a few ingredients together and whisking them.

Marinade
Marinade

Next I combined the cabbage, carrots, mint, cilantro and basil together in a bowl.

After grilling the flank steak, we cut it into thin slices then halved them.

Sliced Grilled Flank Steak
Sliced Grilled Flank Steak

Then it was just a matter of tossing it all together.

Thai Steak Salad
Thai Steak Salad

Truly delicious and great as leftovers also!

I did “paleo-ize” (adapt) this recipe as it had ingredients we don’t normally use in our paleo diet. Ready to try it?

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2-pound flank steak, trimmed
  • 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1/4 cup fresh lime juice
  • 1 tablespoon honey
  • 2 tablespoons liquid aminos
  • 1 tablespoon fish sauce
  • 2 teaspoons minced fresh garlic
  • 1 teaspoon hot sauce (your choice what kind)
  • 1 1/2 cups thinly sliced red cabbage
  • 3/4 cup julienne-cut carrots
  • 1/3 cup fresh mint leaves
  • 1/3 cup fresh cilantro leaves
  • 1/3 cup fresh basil leaves

Directions

  1. Sprinkle the steak with pepper and salt.
  2. Grill the flank steak until it’s cooked to your level of doneness.
  3. Remove steak from the grill and let it sit for approximately 5 minutes.
  4. Cut the steak diagonally across the grain into thin slices.
  5. Combine the lime juice and the next 5 ingredients in a small bowl with a whisk to make the marinade.
  6. Combine the cabbage and the remaining ingredients in a separate medium bowl.
  7. Add 6 tablespoons of the marinade to the cabbage mixture and toss it well.
  8. Add the steak to the cabbage bowl along with 2 tablespoons of the marinade and stir to combine this well.

And there you have it! Thai Steak Salad — done the paleo way.

Of Septic Tank Cleaning Problems

A little over 2 years ago, when we first moved into our house, we had a new septic system installed and the drain field was also re-done. It was quite a project and I was excited to see how it was all done as I had never lived on a property with its own septic system.

But — septic systems have to be cleaned every 2-3 years (in our county). So, being the dutiful citizen that I am, I called a sewer company to come clean it out.

The man reminded me of Gomer Pyle. hahahaha  His talking and motions were slower than Pyle’s but they were somewhat comical to me. But he was so good and explained everything he was doing in detail. My kind of guy!

We have two holding tanks and one pump station. The waste goes into the first holding tank then on to the second which has a filter. The waste is then filtered out so only the liquid goes to the pump station which sends it on to the drain field. Whew! Quite a process.

The cover of the first holding tank was taken off.

1st Septic Holding Tank
1st Septic Holding Tank

Yewwwwww!!! This is nasty looking! The sewer guy said “I see you have a problem already. Your tank is too full.” Wait. What? There’s only 2 people living in a 4 bedroom house and I’m cleaning my tanks out early. How can we have a problem?

On to the second holding tank.

2nd Septic Holding Tank
2nd Septic Holding Tank

“The water level in this is also too high” the sewer guy explained. See that square thing in the picture? The sewer man took out the effluent filter and it was filthy.

Septic Effluent Filter
Septic Effluent Filter

“The filter is too clogged to allow the water to go to the pump lift station,” the sewer guy explained. Okaaayyyy.

Lastly, we opened up the pump lift station cover. Not too bad.

Septic Lift Station
Septic Lift Station

Our system also has a warning system that was not working. When the holding tanks are as high as they are the yellow warning light is supposed to come on but that never happened.

So — what is the source of the problem you ask? It’s the effluent filter. The sewer guy explained that they have had problems with these smaller filters and that some people are either 1) removing them or 2) replacing them with a larger one. Unfortunately, the larger ones will not fit in our tank so we have to go with option 1 — removing the filter.

The sewer guy will be returning to take out the effluent filter and rewiring the tank so it doesn’t go to the alarm as the alarm will no longer be needed.

Our sewer guy was really good. He called the gentleman who installed the system and discussed the situation with him.

But — I’ll be checking the holding tanks once a quarter just to “make sure” everything is flowing properly. I’m glad I decided to have the tanks cleaned after 2 years instead of 3 or we might have had sewage backing up into our house. Bleh! That would not have been pretty.

 

Paleo Egg Salad

Egg salad is always a good lunch meal to have whether its as a sandwich or on a bed of lettuce. This recipe is really quite good. You can spice it up more than I did but I think it had enough “kick” with what I added.

Here are the ingredients I used …

Ingredients
Ingredients

I made my own paleo mayonnaise for this using this recipe although I replaced the canola oil with olive oil (not extra virgen olive oil).

Ingredients

  • 2 Turkey bacon slices, cooked
  • 1/3 cup thinly sliced green onions
  • 2 tablespoons paleo mayonnaise
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons hot sauce (I used Tapatio)
  • 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 1/8 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 6 hard-boiled large eggs, chopped

Directions

  1. Cook the bacon in a medium skillet over medium-high heat until crisp.
  2. Remove bacon from the skillet and crumble it into small pieces.
  3. Place bacon in a large bowl.
  4. Stir in the onions and the next 5 ingredients (through salt).
  5. Gently stir in the eggs.

That’s pretty much it! You will enjoy this recipe!

Paleo Egg Salad
Paleo Egg Salad

I adapted my recipe from Egg Salad with Bacon and Sriracha.

Fine Chicken

Ooohhh … what a nice recipe for drumsticks. I remember growing up and taking the drumstick in my hand and just chewing on it. It was a little messy and more cave-man like but  no utensils to clean.

These “Fine Chicken” drumsticks will be coated in a marinade and baked. Very easy and very tasty.

Baked Chicken Drumsticks
Baked Chicken Drumsticks

I served them with a new brussel sprouts recipe that was also easy but made the sprouts more palatable to me. I’m not a big fan of sprouts — normally. The sprouts are cut in half and baked.

Baked Brussel Sprouts
Baked Brussel Sprouts

They came out nice and crispy.

Baked Brussel Sprouts
Baked Brussel Sprouts

Ready for a couple of easy paleo recipes?

Ingredients

  • 10 drumsticks (I used 7 as that’s what came in my package)
  • 2 large shallots, minced
  • 3 onions or scallions, thinly sliced
  • 3 tablespoons red wine vinegar (original recipe calls for sherry vinegar)
  • 3 tablespoons olive oil (instead of coconut or avocado)
  • 1 tablespoon liquid aminos (instead of coconut aminos)
  • 1 tablespoon fish sauce
  • Kosher salt
  • Freshly ground pepper

Directions

  1. Mix the shallots, onions, vinegar, oil, aminos, salt (2 large pinches), fish sauce, and pepper in a large bowl.
  2. Add the drumsticks on top and coat the chicken in the marinade.
  3. Allow the chicken to marinate in the fridge for 2-4 hours.
  4. When you’re ready to bake them, preheat the oven to 375 F on convection bake or 400 F non-convection. Arrange the chicken in an oven-safe baking dish and put it in the oven.
  5. Bake the chicken for 40-45 minutes and turn the pieces over halfway through the cooking time.

Pretty simple, no?

Here’s the recipe for the Paleo Crispy Brussel Sprouts

Ingredients

  • 20 brussel sprouts, cut in half
  • 1 1/2 Tbsp. Olive Oil
  • Sea Salt
  • Ground Pepper

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 400F.
  2. Cut the brussel sprouts in half and place in a medium sized bowl .
  3. Drizzle with olive oil and add a few dashes of salt and pepper.
  4. Mix the brussel sprouts in the oil to ensure they are evenly coated.
  5. Put the brussel sprouts on a baking sheet and make sure they are evenly spaced then place the baking sheet in the middle rack of your oven.
  6.  Bake for 8 minutes, stir the brussel sprouts around the pan, and bake for another 7 minutes. Make sure to watch so you don’t burn them.

The brussel sprouts recipe was one that I had a good laugh with as Paleo Cupboard ended her instructions with “ Enjoy brussel sprouts for the first time in your life. Send me thank you letters and praise.” I just found that so funny and was glad she ended her instructions in a fun and light note.

Because we had cucumbers and tomatoes in the fridge, I sliced them into large pieces, added a small bit of olive oil and basil then tossed it all together. I enjoyed the combination of these three for dinner.

Baked Chicken with Baked Brussel Sprouts
Baked Chicken with Baked Brussel Sprouts