AT&T has a great commercial that exemplifies how I feel about all creeping things. (Click below to view it on Youtube.)
Minnesota may one day cure me of the “creeping things” paranoia. Last evening, before going to bed, we turned on the light to the outside deck. On the outside of the screen were many different types of insects looking at me — none of which I had ever seen before.
I wonder if there is “creeping things” insurance — in case I should die of a heart attack before the cure.