The Bat House

A little over a month ago, I was quite disturbed over what I saw on our front porch — inch long black “pellets.” I call them pellets because I really didn’t know what they were.

Every day, a few more pellets would appear. So, I did what any warm blooded American girl would do — I “googled” mice pellets. I assumed they were mice because we have had so much rain in Minnesota and the mice food traps that the pest control company had placed around the perimeter of the house were getting empty pretty quickly. Yes, I’m pretty sure I was right — mice droppings.

I called our pest control company up and said “I think the mouse feeders are empty and the mice that are still alive are letting us know there’s no food by defecating on our porch.” Uh, really? Yes, that’s what I said. One can say just about anything to a pest control company no matter how ridiculous or illogical it is because they’ve heard just about everything under the sun. But, it was a tad bit illogical. Wouldn’t you say? No, don’t answer that.

The pest control company came out, looked at the mice feeders and said “Yes, they are empty and insects are living in them.” He cleaned them up, gave us a couple new ones then got ready to leave.

“Hey! What about these pellets over here?” He looked them over and said “I believe that’s from a bat.” Wait. What? “If you’ll notice,” he continued, “the pellets go up the corner and up under the eaves.” Oh, I hadn’t noticed that.

Then he said goodbye and left. I didn’t think about it at the time, but aren’t they a PEST CONTROL company and aren’t bats pests? My husband pointed that out to me when he got home. (Thank God for logical thinking husbands!)

Anyway, I googled up some information on bats and found that cleaning their pellet (guano) droppings can be hazardous because the droppings can carry viruses if the bats are sick. Did you know that? So, I found a dust mask, elbow length rubber gloves, a small broom and a dustpan and went to work cleaning up the mess. Am I the only one who thinks that, in spite of all the precautions, I am going to “get” the disease from cleaning up these types of things?

Once it was cleaned up, I filled a bucket with bleach and threw everything in there except the mask which I threw out. I then put my clothes in the washer as airborne dust from the guano can attach itself to the clothes. Then I took a shower.

The next day, as expected, and in the same location, more guano were left by our friendly bat. I say friendly because how can I be upset with a bat who eats the mosquitoes on our property? One must think positive about these things (or they will go positively bonkers!).

Alas! I was heading to Seattle soon so had no more time to worry about such things. The bat would be there when I returned — I was sure of it.

When I returned a week later, I noticed that my husband had decided to follow my advice (yes ladies, every now and again husbands will follow our advice). He bought some mesh and duct tape and taped the area where the bat was going in. Why did he do this you ask? Well, I had read that when you put up this mesh, the bat will be able to get out but will not be able to get back in. Clever, eh? The only problem is whether there were any baby bats still inside. How would one know?

Bat Removal
Bat Protection

Ignorance is bliss in this case (at least I think so). Since the mesh has been up, no more guano droppings have been seen. The pest control company was right — it was a bat.

Within a week of arriving home, I had a birthday. (No, I’m not digressing here — truly it’s part of the plot.  Grin.) I noticed some receipts on the counter and one of them said “bat house.” Hmmm … I wonder what my husband was up to.

When my birthday finally arrived, the day went on as usual. I expected a card with my gift on the kitchen table first thing in the morning but … nothing. There was a piece of paper called “Bat Facts” on the table. What could it mean?

Bat Facts Sheet
Bat Facts Sheet

My anticipation built throughout the day wondering what my birthday gift would be and when my husband finally arrived home from work, he brought the mail in and sat down. Then he nonchalantly asked me if I had seen the bat house. Uh, no. He took me to the kitchen window and showed me where he had installed it while I was in Seattle. (The bat house must be placed away from the house …)

Bat House
Bat House

Here it is close up …

Bat House Up Close
Bat House Up Close

Awww … that was so sweet. Since we live on a wooded lot, we get plenty of mosquitoes and I was hoping to get a bat house to attract bats so they would eat up all the mosquitoes. I just wasn’t expecting a bat house for my birthday (I was thinking more of a wood chipper — hahahaha). But, my husband had read that when you displace a bat from its “home” you should build a place for them to go.

I’m hoping we get a bachelor bat and not a large colony of them. I mean, really, on one acre, how many bats does one need?

Here’s an interesting statistic:

“90 percent of occupied bat houses were used within two years (with 50 percent occupancy in the first year). The rest needed three to five years for bats to move in.”

So … now we wait. How exciting, eh?

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Note: The header picture is a free wallpaper photo by National Geographic of Mexican Free-Tailed Bats.

 

Balsamic Heirloom Tomato Salad

This Balsamic Heirloom Tomato Salad is a great summer salad to make as it can be quickly and easily made.

You need just a few ingredients to get you going …

Ingredients
Ingredients

The original recipe calls for green, yellow and red tomatoes. I used what I had (although it would be a lot prettier with the other colors).

You’ll be draining the tomatoes in a colander with a bowl underneath …

Drain Tomatoes
Drain Tomatoes

And, that’s pretty much MOST of the steps. Here’s the recipe so you can try it …

Ingredients

  • 1-1/2 to 2 pounds Heirloom Tomatoes (of different color and variety or just red)
  • 1 bunch green onions, sliced
  • 1 clove of garlic, minced
  • Salt
  • 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
  • 1 pinch of dried oregano
  • Fresh black pepper, to taste

Directions

  1. Wash the tomatoes and remove the stems.
  2. Slice tomatoes into halves, quarters or eighths depending on the size of the tomato.
  3. Toss the tomatoes into a colander that sits over a large bowl.
  4. Generously sprinkle the salt over the tomatoes then gently toss and let them sit for 20 minutes. (The salt removes some extra water from the tomatoes and seasons them.)
  5. In another bowl, combine the sliced green onions and garlic.
  6. In a measuring cup combine the balsamic vinegar, olive oil and oregano and whisk this together until blended.
  7. Put the tomatoes in a bowl then pour the balsamic mixture over the tomatoes.
  8. Toss, season with fresh black pepper and serve.

Quite easy, eh? Yes, yes — easy and simple is always good.

Spinach & Kale Salad with Orange Dressing

I can’t say enough about salads — especially those with nuts and … cheese. Yes, there I said it again. Cheese. I don’t have cheese very often but this salad called for blue cheese and I thought I’d try this Arugula Salad with Orange Dressing.

This was so delicious but I have to confess that I changed the recipe up a bit. The original recipe for the salad calls for a pear and I didn’t have one handy so I left it out and replaced it with dried cranberries and radishes. For the dressing, I used olive oil instead of vegetable or canola to make it paleo friendly along with replacing the sugar with honey. The recipe you see below includes my changes.

It was so delicious! The orange dressing ingredients make quite a bit so I’d half it next time or save some to use in another salad (remember to serve it on the side).

Orange Dressing
Orange Dressing

I used pecans and “candied” them. Click here to read how to do that the “paleo” way.

Candied Pecans
Candied Pecans

So, here’s this easy salad recipe.

Ingredients (for the salad)

  • 12 ounces (total) of arugula/baby spinach leaves (I used spinach and kale instead of arugula)
  • 4 ounces crumbled blue cheese
  • 4 ounces caramelized pecans
  • 3 radishes sliced thinly
  • Dried cranberries

Ingredients (for the dressing)

  • 1/4 cup vinegar
  • 2 teaspoon grated orange rind
  • 1/2 cup orange juice
  • Juice of 1 lemon
  • 1/4 cup honey
  • 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup extra virgin olive oil

Directions

  1. Add all the salad ingredients together in a large bowl and toss to combine.
  2. In a separate bowl, combine the dressing ingredients then serve the dressing on the side.
Arugula Salad with Orange Dressing
Arugula Salad with Orange Dressing

Whala! There you have it — easy, delicious and healthy!

 

Pineapple Chicken Teriyaki

Here’s a really really simple recipe for Pineapple Chicken Teriyaki and it requires very few ingredients which is wonderful! I used Bragg’s Liquid Aminos instead of soy to be more paleo friendly.

Ingredients
Ingredients (Chicken not shown)

Since I had a can of pineapple chunks instead of crushed pineapple, I simply chopped mine up into smaller pieces.

Now to combine everything together to make the teriyaki sauce …

Teriyaki Sauce
Teriyaki Sauce

The chicken is marinated in the teriyaki sauce for 30 minutes to overnight in the refrigerator in a plastic bag. This will help the chicken to absorbe the flavors.

Marinate Chicken
Marinate Chicken

Next, you’ll be broiling the chicken …

Broil Marinated Chicken
Broil Marinated Chicken

Ready to try this paleo recipe?

Ingredients

  • 1 – 8 ounce can crushed pineapple
  • 3 tablespoons Braggs liquid aminos or soy sauce
  • 2 tablespoon honey
  • 1 teaspoon grated fresh ginger
  • 1 small garlic clove, minced
  • 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

Directions

  1. For the teriyaki sauce, place the crushed pineapple, soy sauce, honey, ginger and garlic in a bowl then whisk to combine.
  2. Pour half of the teriyaki sauce in a resealable plastic bag and reserve the other half.
  3. Add the chicken breasts to the resealable bag then seal it and give the chicken a good massage to coat with the sauce.
  4. Refrigerate for 30 minutes or overnight.
  5. When ready to cook, turn the broiler on and place the rack in the middle position.
  6. Put the marinated chicken breasts on a foil-lined baking sheet and spoon some of the chunky pineapple/ginger from the marinade on top of the chicken to help keep the chicken moist.
  7. Broil for 8 to 10 minutes on each side for a total of 16-20 minutes.
  8. Discard any remaining marinade in the bag.
  9. While the chicken is broiling, heat the reserved teriyaki sauce in a saucepan and bring it to a simmer for about 3 minutes or until slightly thickened.
  10. When the chicken is cooked, slice the chicken, pour the teriyaki sauce over the top and serve immediately (or you can leave it whole).

Simple, eh? I like simple recipes.

 

Sweet Plantain Drop Biscuits

Well, I’m not sure exactly what went wrong with this Sweet Plantain Drop Biscuit recipe. Everything was going smoothly and I was hoping that these biscuits would turn out because I absolutely love sweet plantains AND biscuits … but, the biscuits came out more like a cookie.

Check it out and let me know if you can tell what might have gone awry. The ingredients were simple enough — and yes, my eggs were at room temperature (that’s something I learned a long time ago in baking).

Ingredients
Ingredients

The plantains were quite ripe also — yes, just like the recipe says, they have to be very ripe even to the point of the skin being all black (as long as they aren’t moldy).

Plantain
Plantain

You’ll be frying these beautiful plantains on a skillet until they’re browned on both sides.

Fried Plantains
Fried Plantains

Then adding them to a food processor and pureeing them.

So far … so good. I could hardly wait. Next, you’ll be adding the maple syrup, coconut oil, eggs, and coconut milk and pureeing this until its all smooth and not clumpy. Looks smooth to me …

Next add the stuff that helps thicken it, i.e. coconut flour, cinnamon, baking powder, and salt then puree it one more time to blend it all.

Looking beautiful!

The recipe asks you to use an ice cream scoop to plop them on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper but my ice cream scooper is odd shaped so I had to use two plops. At this point, my hopes are still high.

Alas! They flattened and never recovered. I checked the underside of the biscuit and had I left it to bake longer they would have burnt. And I watched them (I really did!) but they never puffed up.  Sigh …

Sweet Plantain Biscuits
Sweet Plantain Biscuits

So — I’ve renamed them to Sweet Plantain Cookie until I can figure out what went wrong.

Sweet Plantain Cookie
Sweet Plantain Cookie

Anyone have any thoughts? By the way, I did use the canned coconut milk which I found delightfully thicker than the boxed one I’ve been using from Trader Joe’s.

Here’s the recipe for you to try …

Ingredients

  • 3 tablespoons coconut oil
  • 2 brown plantains
  • 3 tablespoons Grade B maple syrup (I used grade A)
  • 1/4 cup coconut oil, melted
  • 3 eggs, at room temperature
  • 1 tablespoon canned coconut milk
  • 3 tablespoons coconut flour
  • 1 to 2 teaspoons cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • pinch of salt

Directions

  1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees.
  2. Cut the ends off the plantains then use your knife to cut them in half lengthwise to peel the skin off. The browner the plantains are the sweeter they will be and the easier the skin is to take off.
  3. In a skillet over medium-high heat, heat the coconut oil then add the halved plantains to the skillet.
  4. Cook on both sides for about 3-4 minutes until browned.
  5. After browning, remove them and add them to the food processor.
  6. Puree until they begin to clump together.
  7. Add the maple syrup, coconut oil, eggs, and coconut milk to the plantain mixture then puree until smooth and there are no clumps.
  8.  Next, add the coconut flour, cinnamon, baking powder, and salt to the food processor then puree one more time to blend everything together.
  9. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and, using an ice cream scoop, scoop the batter out to form balls then plop them on the baking sheet keeping them about 1 inch away from each other.
  10. Bake for 20-25 minutes until slightly brown and completely cooked through.
  11. Allow them to cool before eating.

That’s it! Let me know if you try them and if you make any changes.

A special thanks to PaleoOMG who has an amazing website if you’re looking for more paleo recipes.

 

 

How To Mask Your Mosquito Smell

Yes, it’s true. I’ve found something that can mask the smell that attracts mosquitoes to me. Well, so far it’s worked. I tried the mosquito trap that was on the internet but it failed me. I was so hopeful for the “natural” way but hey, this works and that’s what counts.

So, what is it that’s working for me? It’s called Thermacell Mosquito Repellent. A neighbor told me about it as he uses it when he’s outdoors working on his yard.

I found it at Fleet Farm — a store that sells fishing, lawn, sporting goods, etc.

Thermcell Mosquito Repellant
Thermcell Mosquito Repellant

This is what the contents inside the package look like (see below). The “appliance” is about the size of an old (really really old) mobile phone.

Thermacell Package Contents
Thermacell Package Contents

The “bottle” you see is a cartridge that goes inside the appliance and contains butane. It generates heat that is directed to the metal grill you see at the top of the appliance and is supposed to last 12 hours.

The three plastic packages you see contain “mats” that are saturated with repellent (allethrin, a copy of a repellent that naturally occurs in chrysanthemum flowers). They are placed behind the grill and each one is supposed to last 4 hours. So, with one cartridge you need three mats.

This is what the grill looks like (in a holster) with the mat placed inside it. It starts out blue then turns white when the repellent is used up.

Thermacell Grill
Thermacell Grill

The first time I tried it, the mat only lasted 2.5 hours instead of the 4 (four) that they claim it should last. So — figure on it lasting 2.5 to 4 hours.

The repellent smell masks your sweat and the C02 you exhale when breathing as that’s how the mosquitoes know how to find us.  Now, I’ll bet you’re asking if you’ll smell like butane while wearing this, eh?

Well, I didn’t. I did smell a strong odor when I first turned on the appliance but it dissipated quickly.

The repellent is supposed to create a 15×15 foot area around you that mosquitoes, black flies and no-see-ums will stay away from. According to the Thermacell website, this should not harm children or pets — well, I’m assuming they’re only talking about the smell and not if it’s ingested.

This is what the mat looked like after 3 hours of use …

Thermacell Used Mat
Thermacell Used Mat

Right next to this Thermacell appliance box at the store was the Thermacell holster which I strongly recommend as you can clip this right to the back of your pants, belt, etc. instead of placing it on the ground next to you. It’s very very handy so you can work handsfree.

Thermacell Holster
Thermacell Holster

Onward to yard work, hiking, etc without being “bugged” by mosquitoes. Finally!

If you have additional questions, the Thermacell website has a Frequently Asked Questions section.

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(Note: The header image is a wallpaper courtesy of National Geographic, photographer Darlyne A. Murawski.)

 

Return from Seattle

I recently took a trip to Seattle to check on my friend who is in an adult family home due to early onset dementia.

What a difference Seattle is from Minnesota in the summertime. Cool mornings and evenings greeted me every day. And the sun was out to warm my face. Back in Minnesota I got off the plane (a little late as there was a medical emergency on board) and was greeted with sauna-like heat. Bleh.

I told a Seattle friend that I thought the perfect living situation would be to live in Seattle in the spring and summer and Minnesota in the fall and winter. Yes, I like the winters in Minnesota.

Seattle has hardly any bugs to speak of unlike Minnesota that is a large bug state so my July and August will be spent doing more indoor projects. The mosquitoes have also kicked up their visiting schedule so between them and the heat indoors is the best place to be.

I did take a few pictures of flowers while in Seattle and I sure miss them as our property is too shaded to have such colors.

Geranium
Geranium
Rose
Rose
Day Lily
Day Lily

I am now ready to get back to my food and “other” postings.

Paleo Turkey Breakfast

So you’re probably wondering what else we paleo-eating folk might eat besides eggs for breakfast, right?

Well, how about a nice Turkey Breakfast casserole? It’s simple yet tasty and there are few ingredients that you need.

Ingredients
Ingredients

You’re pretty much throwing it all together and cooking it through.

Turkey Breakfast
Turkey Breakfast

Ready to give it a go? The apples in this recipe somehow don’t taste like apples but they add a nice crispness to the casserole.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb ground turkey
  • 2 small sweet potatoes – peeled then chopped into bite-size pieces
  • 1 yellow onion – diced
  • 1 apple – cut into bite size pieces
  • 1 rib of celery – chopped
  • About a handful of fresh basil – chopped
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Directions

  1. Saute the ground turkey in a skillet in a small bit of olive oil.
  2. When it’s about half-way cooked, throw in the chopped onions and sweet potatoes.
  3. Let that simmer for a few minutes and in the interim, cut the apple into chunks and finely dice the celery.
  4. Throw the celery and apple into the mixture.
  5. Put a lid on the skillet and cook for about 10 or so minutes.
  6. Add the basil then put the lid back on.
  7. Once the turkey is cooked through and the sweet potatoes are cooked (but not too soft) you’re done.

See — simple, right?

Breakfast Turkey Casserole
Breakfast Turkey Casserole

Chicken Salad with Grapes, Apples and Cranberries

My husband likes to have chicken salad for his lunch so I try to find different recipes on the internet to make for him. This is one I made that he liked. Yippee!

The recipe uses an avocado but I didn’t add that to the salad when I first made it. Instead, he took an avocado with him and had it “fresh.”

This Chicken Salad with Grapes, Apples and Cranberries is very easy to make. Easy is always good. I love easy!

We buy frozen boneless skinless chicken breasts at Costco in a large bag. It works beautifully for these lunch salads.

Not too many ingredients …

Ingredients
Ingredients (Avocado and Chicken not shown)

Ready to try it? Here ya go!

Ingredients

  • 1 lb chicken breast (cut in half), thaw if frozen
  • 1/2 cup dried cranberries
  • 1 cup celery, chopped
  • 3/4 cup green grapes, halved
  • 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped
  • 1 avocado, peeled, pitted and diced
  • 1 apple, peeled cored and chopped
  • 1 cup Paleo mayonnaise
  • 1 tsp lemon juice
  • Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

Directions

  1. Boil water in a medium sized pot that will hold your chicken pieces then bring to a simmer.
  2. Add the chicken and cook for approximately 10 minutes. Use a thermometer to check the temperature of the chicken so it’s not overcooked.
  3. While waiting for the chicken to cook, get a large bowl and add the cranberries, celery, grapes, walnuts and the apple. Give it a good toss to combine it all.
  4. In a separate small bowl, combine the mayonnaise with the lemon juice then season to taste with salt and pepper. Set this aside.
  5. Once the chicken is cooked, pour out the water and allow the chicken to sit until it’s cool then shred it with your hands or (as I did) dice it in bite size pieces.
  6. Add the chicken to the cranberry mixture.
  7.  Pour the dressing into the large bowl with the chicken, fruits and vegetables and combine everything well so that all the ingredients are coated with the dressing.
  8. Eat right away or refrigerate for a great lunch salad.
Chicken Salad with Grapes, Apples and Cranberries
Chicken Salad with Grapes, Apples and Cranberries

Enjoy! Enjoy!

Arugula Salad with Pomegranate and Blueberries

Ready for a new paleo salad recipe? I probably won’t make this one too often but not because it wasn’t good. It’s the pomegranates. They are expensive. I bought a container with the seeds in them instead of buying an actual pomegranate and fighting with it to get the seeds out.

The first time I saw a pomegranate my friend was sitting with it in her hands, peeling it and removing the seeds — one by one. It didn’t look like much fun.

This salad is worth making though. I know a lot of people have Sunday family dinners and this would be great for such an occasion.

The dressing was a little too balsamic-y for me but I followed my usual pattern of serving it on the side so I was able to manage how strong it was in the salad.

Salad Dressing
Salad Dressing

Here’s the recipe for you to try. Let me know if you “play” with the dressing.

Ingredients

  • 1/4 cup balsamic vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon honey
  • 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil
  • 1/8 teaspoon ground pepper
  • 1/8 teaspoon sea salt
  • 4 cups trimmed baby arugula
  • 4 cups baby spinach
  • 1/4 cup pomegranate seeds
  • 1/4 cup fresh blueberries
  • 1/4 cup toasted slivered almonds

Directions

  1. Bring the vinegar to a slow boil over medium-high heat.
  2. Reduce heat and simmer for 2 minutes. The vinegar will start to resemble a syrup.
  3. Remove the pan from the heat and add the honey.
  4. Set aside while you assemble the salad.
  5. Toss the arugula and spinach with olive oil, salt, and pepper.
  6. Add the pomegranate seeds, blueberries, almonds and balsamic reduction.
  7. Serve immediately.

See how simple that was? It’s a pretty salad too!

Arugula Salad with Pomegranate and Blueberries
Arugula Salad with Pomegranate and Blueberries

Special thanks to Against All Grain for this recipe.